Nephew Number 1: Do penguins have teeth?
Misery Guts: No, I don’t believe they do.
Nephew Number 1: Do any birds have teeth?
Misery Guts: I can categorically say that there are no birds with teeth. (Is this correct? I have no idea)
Nephew Number 1: Well, I know of a bird that has teeth.
Misery Guts: Really? Are you sure it’s a bird?
Nephew Number 1: Yes, it’s a mythical bird and it’s called a Donkey Bird, and it definitely has teeth.
BB: Don-key bird, Don-key bird.